A Tale of Three Universities

Greetings, my friends!  Lil John Rudley has created a Tale of Three Universites:  Texas Southern University; University of Houston and Houston Community College.  Well, now you all listen to this.  It seems that TSU is winning.  Sources to 'I Be Damn,' have called with gossip that Lil John terminated Go Get 'Em Gloria Walker and Milicent Woods.  Both of the women came from Houston Community College. Hasan "The Jockey Camel" is still there and so is crooked back Douglas.  Just maybe the stem cell research that President Obama signed into law may be able to help Douglas walk straight again.  Now, Go Get 'Em Gloria and Milicent were hired by Little John  to make ya'll black folks whip into shape.  It seems the laugh is on the person who would hire an incompetent person do this high profile job.  That person responsible for hiring is Lil John Rudley.  It seems that Lil man's mistakes are continuously piling up.  Another thing, Lil John needs to learn how to talk to people.  From sources, the faculty is pissed at lil man again for not controlling his tone in letters about grants. Lil man say he be running things his way or  noway.  Law students are really going to be pissed.  You can fire Cheif Operating Officer in the midst of Spring but cannot terminate the Dean in the School of Law.  It's all political.  We know the correct order of the administration at TSU:

President    James Douglas

Executive President    John Rudley

Sources close to us also tells us that the Director of Human Resources is another interesting topic.  Seems he comes from Prairie View with some baggage.  Now, this is only an allegation.  We shall verify what went down at PV and report it to you all.  My friends at Univ. of Houston tells me that you all's person in charge of finance, Jim Mc???? had his shares of problems at U of H.  We will get to this later.  Again, all people Lil John bought from U of H.  If the community was ever afraid of U of H taking over TSU, well honey, it's too late.  Lil John has created a platform for the perfect takeover.  And old Crooked Back Douglas just sitting there waiting patiently.  Faculty, staff and students you all have the power to Change.  Make a resounding noise to someone.  You see what happened when everyone came together for the 2008 elections.

On last night, I met with an informer who had a video of someone in upper administration who was drunk as a skunk in a little quaint club.  Wanna know who it is?   Stay tuned!

Doesn't Lil John remind you of George Jefferson with a twist of Barney Five on Andy Griffin.  How you doing?

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TEA TIME!

O.K.  Sit down and let's have 'Tea Time'.   Poor Lil' John just admitted to an extent that he really doesn't know what he's doing.  According to sources close to "I Be Damn," Lil' John Rudley has returned the Jockey Camel (Hasan Jamil) to his post as the head man.  Now, ya'll tell me this, what in the H**ll was wrong with enrollment management.  Nothing!  Lil John bring in his people and they screw things up, and he allows it.  I wonder where Lil John learned leadership.  You see, John, U of H ran itself.  The summer is just about here and you try and put back together a unit that was running smoothly.  But the word is that Go Get 'em Gloria did this..  But Lil John allowed her to do it.  Now, Crooked Back Douglas got his hands involved, and finally he has some power.  Lil John don't know how these negroes over here like power.  Watch out Lil John.  Your friends will be the ones to destroy you.  Now, why in the world would someone appoint a former president who was fired as the second in command.  My sources tell me that Crooked Back Douglas has been married about ____ times.  They forgot.  So, if he can't get marriage right nor the University, how can he help Poor Lil John run TSU.  The problem at TSU now is the financial part, which Lil John says he fixed.  Now, ya'll know that's not true.  Try to travel and see how long it takes to get reimbursed.  Mr. CPA President, can't get it right.  He purports to be student oriented, but what a let down.  The poor law students in the law school have tried and tried to inform Lil John of dealings in the law school.  But John Rudley has failed them.  Now, the students are very upset they have to walk on a stage at graduation and shake hands with a man they can't stand.  Rightfully so.  All thanks to Lil John and Crooked Back.  Protecting Carrington to the end.  What kind of leadership do you call that?  You know someone is doing wrong, but you wait for the right time.  Should the federal government hold off on Madoff because the timing is not good.  I think we should call Lil John spineless or George Jefferson.

The Facts:

1.  John Rudley and Congressman Al Green are friends.

2.  Al Green and James Douglas are friends.

3.  Marcia Johnson in the Earl Carl Institute are friends with both.

4.  A former employee of the Congressman files charges on him.

5.  Mysteriously, the employee is hired in the Earl Carl Institute at a staggering salary said to be over $90,000

6.  Carrington hired her. 

7.  It is alleged that the young lady dropped her lawsuit.

Now, I think ya'll pretty smart.  What do you all think took place?  How you doing?

All of this greed and taking care of their own is sickening.  Everytime I go to court and I say I'm a graduate of TMSL law school, I get that look.  And tell me this, why does TSU law faculty make all that money and the bar passage is the lowest in the state and has been for sometime?  Pitiful.. It's all about the money.  Not about the poor students.  Hell, when I was a student, I had Professor Lugo for class.  The man was sick and never showed up to class.  However, word has it that he was still on payroll getting paid.  Now, if this true, I think the State of Texas should possibly shut the school down if this is going on with taxpayer dollars, or the person who allowed it should be in prison.  Until next time, my friends, take care and don't let all the crazy stuff at TSU get you down.  Just say, "I Be Damn!"

WOULD THE REAL PRESIDENT OF TSU PLEASE SAY, "I BE DAMN!"

Greetings my friends,

Sorry for the delay in providing the information you deserve to hear.  I've been out of town, but I'm back ready to raise hell.  Now hear this, do you all know who really running things at TSU.  I don't think anybody really knows, but one thing for sure is that Lil John Rudley has really F**Ked things up.  Sources tell me that tension is on the rise at the University due to Lil John really screwing up the financial part of the institution.  The battle continues between Lil John, Crooked Back Douglas, and Go Get 'Em Gloria.  But the s*** is about to hit the fan.  Sources close to "I BE DAMN," has confirmed that Board members are really pissed at Lil John for so many reasons.  First, he is a big let down.  Poor lil man doesn't know how to run a University.  Hell, he has brought just about the entire U of H workforce at TSU.  I guess he figure you black folks can't get it right, so he brought in the other side.  Well, Lil John, WHITE, DON'T MAKE IT RIGHT.  It should be an insult to the entire TSU campus that your President has brought the White calvary in to contain ya'll.  Ain't that some S***!  Now, is it me or what?  How many of you think President Barack Obama should put former President George W. Bush in his administration?  I think you may all say:  Hell, no!!  O.K.  Now, why in the Hell would Lil John hire a former President of TSU who was fired from his post?  That's his first mistake among the many we will discuss in this platform.  Second, sources close to us, indicate that four board members are really pissed at Lil John.  You see, they told him to fire McKen Carrington in the law school, but Lil John, by way of Crooked Back Douglas, convinced the board to wait until after graduation.  It is rumored that the Board wanted Carrington out for spring break!  Ain't that some s***!  Now, if this is true, this is pitiful.  How many of you would not do what your boss asked you to do?  Legally, now.  Let's not repeat the Prissy and Quentin saga.  Word has it that Lil John is quickly losing the support of the Board.  Ya'll better get on board!!  Secondly, I hear you all need to cut the budget.  Too much money being spent.  Well, just look at all the money Lil man pays the people in his office.  Look at the professors in the law school who teach one class and get paid Full-time salary.  Oh, I almost forgot!  Sources close to "I Be Damn!" tells us that the law school is supplementing Carol Robinson's salary.  Now isn't he the guy in the public affairs school who used to be associate dean.  Think about this ya'll.  If he resigned or was fired as associate dean, then that means a loss of income.  Then he get's on the payroll of the law school, if this is true.  Hmmm!  How many of you would be able to gain income you loss from one position.  It is rumored to be the works of Crooked Back.  This is how it works.  Take care of your friends.  Things really haven't changed, but they can.  You all have the power to change the past.  I will conclude this session.  This is more than enough now.  Next time,  we shall discuss hirings at the law school, especially in the Earl Carl Institute.  Is ya'll ready?  Don't be Scared!  Before I go,  look at all the Associate and Assistant Deans in the law school.  Is that really necessary?  How you doing?

Oh, Lord, My Spirit is Weak

Now, I've heard it all. I'm trying to watch the BET awards, but my source has interrupted me with some gossip I don't want to believe. It is rumored that McKen Carrington in the law school is paying the professors in the law school $6,000 to do things such as call the roll, give exams, etc. Is this not shit they should ordinarily be doing anyway. I don't want to believe this, but if it is true, Carrington and every faculty member in quest for greed should be terminated. All I can say to this is "I Be Damn!" I've got so much information coming in, I can't keep up. O.K.

Allegation 1: It is rumored by a source that Carrington is running scared like a little BITCH for his job. He is so much trying to please students. It won't work! Look at your evaluations from the students and faculty. You are horrible. From information provided to me, you were last in your evaluation to all the Deans on TSU campus. Hmm. So, how do you keep your job? Whose buttocks are you kissing?

COMING SOON!!! The real 411 on Carrington's personal flunky!! Is you READY!! I think not..

FROM DIRECTOR OF TECHNOLOGY to FLUNKY to ASST. DEAN OF (Only God Knows) to CARRINGTON'S PERSONAL ASSISTANT (FLUNKY)

Texas Southern University

Greetings, my fellow supporters of Texas Southern University and especially Thurgood Marshall School of Law. It is my intention to keep you informed of the happenings on the campus as it relates to the new President. Ya'll thought Call of Da Wild was some shit, but ya'll ain't seen nothing yet. All I can say at this point, according to a source is that the Board is very disappointed with John Rudley, the little whimp. There is so much chaos in Hannah Hall that the National Guard may soon have to come and help those having affairs on their significant others.

I challenge you to forward what you know so we can discuss the happenings on campus. Oh, by the way, the gossip is that the Dean in the Law School may be in big trouble. The students dislike him, the faculty dislike him, the staff dislike him, and the alumni dislike him. The only person liking him is James Douglas. Hmmm!! I smell some fishy... you think they might be.......???? But anyway, my sources have shown me surveys from students and faculty with negative marks regarding McKen Carrington. Several people have filed charges against him. My internal source is getting the names and charges against Carrington. The source also alleged that Carrington changed the grade of only one student to an A while others got an S. Sounds like maybe a possible kickback or something. Good days are to come. Join me to make positive change on Texas Southern University Campus.

Yours truly,

Justice for All